I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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