According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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