If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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