bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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