wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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