i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
COCAINE IS GR8
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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