If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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