I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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