I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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