This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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