Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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