Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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