is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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