Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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