This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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