Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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