I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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