I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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