You really coming over, don't trick.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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