Sry I called you an 8
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Randomize