my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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