How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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