Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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