This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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Help me help you realize you are a moron
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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