I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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