Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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