Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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