look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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