Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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