I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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