i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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