why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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