Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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