she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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