We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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