Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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