we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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