New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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