whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
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the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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