Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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