Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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