I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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