my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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