I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He passed out mid-signature
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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