new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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