We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's shark week go big or go home
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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