Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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