That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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