people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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