I'm drive I can fine osifer
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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