Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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