dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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